Fourth of July- Black Family Edition
It’s the 4th of July and it’s barbecue season. The smell of the grill, cooked food, Spade table… Weed smoked??? Ok… Let get straight to the point. We Black people can sometimes take a little something like a barbecue and turn that shit into a whole block party. So with that being said, these are the Do’s, The Don’ts and You Betta not, to do at a black family barbecue.
Taking food Home- DON’T DO IT!
1. Normally you would leave the best for last but this is an important rule that you fucking keep breaking and that’s why your auntie and uncles be fighting all in the middle of the street and shit. Don’t you dare try to make a plate the moment you walk into the house. I have seen people come to barbeques with their own Tupperware and aluminum foil.
YOU CAN make a plate once everyone is drunk and the event is over. But if you try to make a take home plate the moment you get into the crib you’re going to have to hand me a fair one in the middle of the dining room.
DON’T JUST BRING CUPS!
I like how you always have that one person that only bring cups to the party. And not even brand new cups. They’ll bring you the cups that they already have at the house, already open, and sometime already used. Don’t be that person. It’s always great to bring some type of desert or something other than just cups.
DON’T ASK WHO MADE SHIT!
People make their potato salads, Tuna salads, or types of salads different. Don’t ask who made it cause that will a whole argument that you don’t want no parts of. Just do what everyone else does, Make a full plate and whatever you don’t like just throw away.
LEAVE THE PARTY WHEN THE MUSIC IS OVER
When the Music is done it time to get the fuck out. The last party I had we turned the music and these assholes stayed for another 2 hours just to talk… Why???? Get the fuck out. I have to clean the house.
DON’T LEAVE YOUR TRASH
Do use a favor and try to put your trash away. Why are there always half cup of liquor always on the counter or in the bathroom?? Get yaw shit together and just throw your plate away.
The 4th of July is the celebration of our independence… (Somewhat), don’t get arrested for trying to celebrate your independence by shooting in the air. Be safe out there, jump from house to house and freeload, just have a good time… Cause there’s work on Wednesday. Lol
Happy Fourth all!