I love my black people. I really do.. But I have really seen come really dark skin people. You ever seen someone so black they look like a Un-locked video game character? Like shadow black. Awkward black.  

Ladies: I understand that it's been a heat wave in Philly for the past couple day which means you can now break out that Halloween outfit you been dying to wear for the summer, but you can't have all your ass hanging out and not wash. That like a Bad b*tch taking a sexy selfie in her roach filled bathroom. I don't know how or why you would smell like that at 6 in the morning but my soul met Jesus the moment shorty walked by me.