The Yard House in Moorestown NJ. DRUNK!

As I’m trying to do my Wonder Women Review I stopped into the yard house for a quick snack and ended up trying out a bunch of brand new drinks. The Yard House has over 100 beers on tap but I only choose to get either Bud Light Lime (That’s not on tap) or this cider beer that tastes amazing.

As I pull up to the bar I see 2 women eating something I’ve never seen that was deep fried. I didn’t care what it was, I was going to order it because how deep fried it was. I asked the women “What the hell is that?” They laugh and told me it was Deep Fried Mac and Cheese, and that’s when started crying thanking Jesus for such a creation. I order that and the regular Ole 43 which is an orange Whisky drink. Then some guy came in and ordered a stout drink that smelled delicious. I asked him “what the hell are you drinking?” and he tells me it a drink called Double Nickel Rye. The bar gives me a sample of it and I lie to you not, with that first sip the bar became a beach house and I was on a porch watching the water come in and my dog running across the sand as I write and sip and realize life is good. Then they wake me up and I order the biggest glass of that shit and my world started to become fuzzy and blurry. Come to find out this is one if the strongest drinks they have in the place. I think I’m in love

The Yard house In Jersey is the shit. No hands down. The staff is amazing, the food is off the hook, the drinks are wonderful, and I can’t say anything bad about it. Anytime I go to the Yard House I always put my life in danger. There hasn’t been a tie when I went to the yard house and was like “Man, I’m sober”, No it’s always like” Holy shit… What the hell was I thinking? Ok, 1 Step, 2 Step, 1 step”

Thank you Yard House for helping me put my life at risk.