With the new couple moved into their new home, Dayless and Luna were just spending a quiet day together watching the anime Attack on Titans until Luna received a phone call. She answered and it was Chanti, Royal and Fefe on a 3way landline call. “HEYYYYY GYRLLLLLLLL” They all screamed through the phone. “HEYYYYY BITCHESSSS!!!“ She replied back. Chanti “We know you with your man in the new place, but we wanted to know if you wanted to go out with us for a couple drinks. Luna looks a Dayless as he can hear the conversation on their landline, Dayless, Go out with your friends. Have fun. I’ll probably be sleep when you get back. Filled with excitement, Luna runs into the bedroom and gets ready for the night out.
All dressed up and ready to go, Luna waits on the couch finishing the episode with Dayless when he ask in his smooth buttery chef from south park voice, You know where yaw going?
Luna, No, But I figured they had something in mind. We shouldn’t be long. I’m kinda tired anyways. I’ll get a couple drinks and make my way back home. The sound of a car blasting WAP pulls up in front of the door. Luna giggles, that must be them. Dayless gets up and kisses Luna right before she leave and say “ If you need anything just call me” in his james earl Jones voice. Luna, I’ll be fine… I’mma be with them. Everything will be ok. Out of nowhere you hear Fefe Scream out the car, COMEON LUNA, BRING ME MY ASS”
Dayless. Wha…. Luna, Gotta GO….. LOVE YOU,… BYE!!! and runs out the door and into the car.
In the car Is Chanti ,whose driving with both hands on the wheel because her boobs are in the way, Luna in the passenger seat, and Fefe sleep in the back on Royals boobs. Luna asks, where are we going?, Chanti, There Some new restaurant that just opened. Not to far from the house. We figured we can do a girls night out, have a couple drinks, celebrate you and Dayless new place together… Make it a fun night. Everyone agreed and then arrived at the new restaurant. They all walked in and get seated. Royal has to hold the 45 year old fefe hands cause she keeps running into tables trying to look at her tits. Fefe sits next to royal for… You know why, Luna sits next to chanti. Chanti tries to walk by trying to get in her chair but keep hitting people with her boobs and damn near knocking luna out of her chair. They start looking at the menu and see they have a grand opening special of endless mimosa. They all agreed…. We’ll be here just for a couple drink and to eat and back home. Hour and a half tops. Royal, yeah… I can do that besides , I have an adventure go to on in the morning. Chanti, Yeah… I got overtime I need to do in the morning. Luna, I gotta help with the unboxing and try to get things organized. As luna is trying to explain what she has to do in the morning, chanti turns to listen and knocks everything off the table and knocks 4ft luna out the chair.
Luna, Gawd damn women,
Chanti, Damn it! It’s just the table to small. Fefe turns and says, “ Damn chanti, Your tits are outta control today, and without knowing what fefe said chanti turns and go ‘Huh’ and knocked Fefe out of here chair. Chanti, DAMN IT! FEFE ARE YOU OK!?!?
Fefe, I have to use the bathroom! Moaning for some reason.
Chanti, sitting at a table by herself, and all starts talking about what they have to do in the morning.
They asked fefe if she had anything to do in the morning but Fefe (with hearts in her eyes) was to busy looking at royals and chanti boobs now while humming the song Love TKO by Teddy Pendergrass. They place an order in for mimosa and wings. Everyone fills their glass and cheers , TO GIRLS NIGHT OUT! Chanti lift her glass from the other table. CHEE…DAMN IT!
Dayless, at home watching Solo leveling starts to think, Luna been gone for a while, She left at 4pm and now it’s 8 at night and it’s starting to raining. Maybe I should call to see if everything’s ok. Just at that moment the landline started to ring.
Dayless- Hello-
RUN DAYLESS!!! GET OUT!!!
Dayless-Ray? (one of dayless friends that lives down the block) What wrong?
Ray- Dayless, you have to get out the house! HURRY!
Dayless- ( in his Issacs Hayes voice) What the hell is going on?!?!?!
Ray sounding like he’s scrambling for safety and starts to whisper over the phone-You have to get out. My girlfriend went out tonight at some new restaurant and saw Luna and here friends at the same place. They’ve been drinking mimosa all night! My girl just got back home and has been monster since she got in!
Suddenly over the phone you hear a door get kicked in, THERE YOU ARE!! IT’S SNU SNU TIME AGAIN!! Ray screaming , NOT AGAIN!!! DAYLESS RUN!!! LUNA MIMOSA DRUNK!!! WAITTT CAN I GET WAT---
Dayless in a panic grab his keys, phone and walks to the door when all of a sudden, he see’s a car drives away. Not sure who car it was he goes to grab the doorknob and hear the most scariest thing on the other side… A drunken giggle, Dayless with quick action turns off all the lights, Ran into the bedroom and stuffed pillows in in the bed hoping she would just go to bed and straight to sleep.
Luna walks in stumbling and giggling. Dayless?? :Drunk whisper: Dayyylessss…. She then walks into the bedroom and jumps onto the bed. Dayless in the closet listening .. WTHEELY?!?! DAYLESS! Hmmm…Dayless starts to laugh but covers his mouth. Luna hear a shallow giggle in the background and smirk an evil grin. Oh…. Dayless….When I find you… You ass is mine. I’m just slip into something more comfortable.
Luna goes into the bedroom and start to get redress. Dayless in the closet trying to figure out if he should run or stay still. Peeking out of the closet door he sees the bedroom light on. Dayless thinks if he’s going to make his escape he needs to do it now. He opens the closet door and steps out but Luna turns the bedroom lights and start to walk out. He then rushes back into the closet. Dayless with mix feelings, He doesn’t know if he should be scared or should be excited, but he knows if he’s caught he’ll be sleep deprived and drained.
Luna walks out in a attack on titans teddy with a scouts jacket and a Mikasa wig and red scarf. She slowly walks out the room, the rain starts to fall heavy and you start to hear thunder.
Luna- Where are you Eren??? Let me bit your finger and make you into a titan.
Dayless, trying to control his laughter and nervousness tuck himself further into the corner of the closet, Hoping she’ll become tired and just goes to sleep.
Luna the start checking area of the house. Are you here??? Or maybe here??? Or.. maybe here…
Luna looking through the closet door at daykess,
She then walks over to the closet door and looks at it for a while. She then walks away as if she can smell him through the crack of the door. Everything becomes quiet. The rain gets heavier and now lighting is starting to strike when suddenly luna say’s , Lets try this… Confused, dayless thinks to himself.. Let’s try what?? Suddenly dayless ringtone chocolate rain by Tay Zonday starts to play. He rushes to turn off the ringer looking sown at the phone. When he looks up, He sees the eyes of luna staring through the crack of the door. Hey hun, Come out of the laundry closet.
Dayless- No, If I come out of here you are going to drain me dry! Like last time. Can’t we just cuddle?
Luna- Listen I’ve had so many drinks I can give a damn about your feelings right now. Cruel, but that's the world that restaurant made us into six hours ago. Sorry, I don't have any heartstrings left for you to tug on. You want compassion? Move on. You want fair? Tough shit. Time's wasted. Pick your side, ether give that meat... or I’m going to take it?!
Dayless starts thinking, What am I afraid of? She’s 4ft and and 10ft. She not stronger then me. That when Luna screamed out. TIMES UP! I’M TAKING IT! Lighting strikes, as she ripped the doors open and grabbed dayless by the ankle with one hand slowly dragging him to the bedroom.
Dayless, Surprised by her Mimosa strength yells, WAIT… I’LL GO WILLINGLY!!
Luna scream back- TO LATE! I GAVE YOU A CHANCE! NOW WE DO IT MY WAY! Dayless frantically trying to grab onto anything from getting into the room. As she get him into the bed room she shuts the door and Dayless screams out in his dark Vader tone, “NoOoOoOoOoO”. The shut and the light go out. Suddenly, the theme song for Attack on Titan starts to play.
The next-door neighbor can hear the mayhem of excitement and pain. The House is shaking and the lights are flickering. The husband walks over to the wall and goes what the hell is going on over there. You hear a subtle scream from beyond the wall. “I SAID ADVANCE GAWDDAMNIT!! THIS WAP IS IN FRONT OF YOU, DO NOT FALTER!”. The neighbor husband start to scratch his head asking, What the hell are they doing??? The wife is in the kitchen with a smirk on her face as she too just got back in from the restaurant, She then starts to giggle.
Everyone was home also Mimosa drunk. Royal went home and plugged up her 808 industrials strength stitch rose. When fully charged yells Omaha! Fefe got excited again about how she got to feel chanti and royals boobs and started playing At last by Etta James while pulling out her Waffles house rose.
Chanti finally made it to the boyfriend house ready to take control and fuck him till the sunrise. Chanti walks in and stopped dead in her tracks terrified of what she noticed on the table, Something much worst then Mimosa drunk, An empty bottle of Hennesey. She slowly tries to walk back to the door. Lightning strikes and the lights go out. When the lights come back on with the boyfriend is standing behind her. She feels something jamming her in the back but his gun is in the case on the table. He then puts his hand on her shoulder and whispers … I was just about to call you.